Monday, January 19, 2009

*Survivalist* Part 1

ok so in the last week ive had 2 run in's with death… (or really just severe bodily harm… or just chris) hehe so im going to write 2 separate blogs about it... only cause it happened on 2 different days... so here is the first one

Christopher

It was a nice Saturday night. As a matter of fact it was a 3 king birthday bonanza! We thru a party for our 3 birthday boys. The night started off great. A lot of people a lot of alcohol and even lots of fun colorful decorations… it was all and all fun until I was attacked...

I was walkin thru the living room to go and see what was going on when out of the blue this huge fist came out of no where and punched me in my poor leg.... i turn around with great anger and see that my attacker was none other then Mr Christopher the meanest, biggest popeyed forearmed monster you will ever meet! He had this i'm gonna get you look on his face... i feared for my life, so the only hope i had left was to put him on the ground on his back and maybe he's be like a turtle and not be able to get back up... again i forgot about this popeyed forearms... and like spinach is to popeye, diet dr pepper and rum is to Mr Christopher...

as i was puttin him on the ground he latched on to my arms and pulled me to the ground, flipped over ninja style and was on top of me... he made a war cry and had 2 more ninjas helpin him one tickling my legs and the other messing up my hair.... i was helpless... and Mr Christopher keep attackin... it wasnt until i cried uncle he released and called off his minions...

dont worry... i will get my revenge... 1/25/09!!!!!

1 comment:

  1. You are too funny.. i wish i could have seen this! I would have been your hero!! :)

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